Internet Tendency

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Articles by

Ian LeBon

May 5, 2001

If You Wanted to Join Match.Com to Meet Girls and You Wanted to Impress Those Girls by Selecting a Username That Cleverly References a Literary Character, You Couldn’t Choose Any of These Because They Are Already Taken

by Ian LeBon
October 3, 2000

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by Ian LeBon

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