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Articles by
Ian Orti
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August 7, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: Boy of Summer: Six Chubby Sonnets by David McGimpsey
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June 23, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: A Botanical Re-Enactment of the Assassination of Franz Ferdinand
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May 16, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: This is Fucking Happening
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April 17, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: Pass Over Girl: A Missing Person Case
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March 14, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: The Savage Detective Shooting Club
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February 14, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: (This) is Human Contact: A Valentine Manifesto
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January 16, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: Three Days In a Polar Vortex With a Poet
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December 10, 2013Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: Sex Pot: A Get Right Christmas Recipe
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November 7, 2013Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: On the Hunting and Killing of an Extremely Rare and Indefatigable Shark off the West and Only Coast of Ecuador
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October 2, 2013Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: The Best Cappuccino in Europe, Quite Possibly the World
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
