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Jake Swearingen

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October 28, 2016

List: The Adult Haunted House of Horrors

by Edward Fairchild and Jake Swearingen
May 22, 2013

List: Captive Audience SEO

by Edward Fairchild and Jake Swearingen
January 30, 2013

The #MostDangerousGame

by Jake Swearingen
December 23, 2010

List: My Tenure as Holiday Party Planner Was Long, Controversial, and Will Be Ultimately Vindicated by History

by Edward Fairchild and Jake Swearingen
October 19, 2006

From The Grad Schoolyard: The Diarrhea Song

by Edward Fairchild, Jake Swearingen, and Sam King
March 8, 2001

How Important Moments In My Life Would Have Been Different If I Was Shot Twice In The Stomach At Close Range

by Jake Swearingen

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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