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October 28, 2016

List: The Adult Haunted House of Horrors

EDWARD FAIRCHILD and JAKE SWEARINGEN
May 22, 2013

List: Captive Audience SEO

EDWARD FAIRCHILD and JAKE SWEARINGEN
January 30, 2013

The #MostDangerousGame

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December 23, 2010

List: My Tenure as Holiday Party Planner Was Long, Controversial, and Will Be Ultimately Vindicated by History

EDWARD FAIRCHILD and JAKE SWEARINGEN
October 19, 2006

From The Grad Schoolyard: The Diarrhea Song

EDWARD FAIRCHILD, JAKE SWEARINGEN and SAM KING
March 8, 2001

How Important Moments In My Life Would Have Been Different If I Was Shot Twice In The Stomach At Close Range

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