Articles by
Jake Tuck
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October 26, 2016List: How to Release a New Album
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May 18, 2015Come Stay at Our Petrochemical Consortium’s #ArtistFlophaus!
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January 9, 2015My Music Venue Was So DIY That When It Closed No One Wrote an Oral History of It
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June 26, 2014Our Band Only Sold One Copy of Our Album and We’d Like it Back
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October 29, 2013A Co-Op Meeting About the Resident of Apartment 5J, the Reanimated Corpse of Keith Moon
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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April 19, 2018List: Things I, an Affluent White Cis Male, Have Gotten Away With In a Starbucks
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April 19, 2018The Diary of a Settler of Catan
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April 18, 2018The First Female President