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Articles by
Jake Tuck
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October 26, 2016List: How to Release a New Album
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May 18, 2015Come Stay at Our Petrochemical Consortium’s #ArtistFlophaus!
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January 9, 2015My Music Venue Was So DIY That When It Closed No One Wrote an Oral History of It
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June 26, 2014Our Band Only Sold One Copy of Our Album and We’d Like it Back
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October 29, 2013A Co-Op Meeting About the Resident of Apartment 5J, the Reanimated Corpse of Keith Moon
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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