Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
Jake Tuck
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October 26, 2016List: How to Release a New Album
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May 18, 2015Come Stay at Our Petrochemical Consortium’s #ArtistFlophaus!
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January 9, 2015My Music Venue Was So DIY That When It Closed No One Wrote an Oral History of It
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June 26, 2014Our Band Only Sold One Copy of Our Album and We’d Like it Back
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October 29, 2013A Co-Op Meeting About the Resident of Apartment 5J, the Reanimated Corpse of Keith Moon
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe