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Articles by
Jake Tuck
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October 26, 2016How to Release a New Album
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May 18, 2015Come Stay at Our Petrochemical Consortium’s #ArtistFlophaus!
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January 9, 2015My Music Venue Was So DIY That When It Closed No One Wrote an Oral History of It
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June 26, 2014Our Band Only Sold One Copy of Our Album and We’d Like it Back
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October 29, 2013A Co-Op Meeting About the Resident of Apartment 5J, the Reanimated Corpse of Keith Moon
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director