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Articles by
Jake Tuck
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October 26, 2016How to Release a New Album
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May 18, 2015Come Stay at Our Petrochemical Consortium’s #ArtistFlophaus!
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January 9, 2015My Music Venue Was So DIY That When It Closed No One Wrote an Oral History of It
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June 26, 2014Our Band Only Sold One Copy of Our Album and We’d Like it Back
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October 29, 2013A Co-Op Meeting About the Resident of Apartment 5J, the Reanimated Corpse of Keith Moon
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 21, 2021An Interview with Farah Ali About Her New Book, People Want to Live
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October 21, 2021Due to Current Travel Mandates We’ve Decided to Make COVID-19 Testing at Our Airport a Complete Nightmare
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession