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Jane Dimyan Ehrenfeld
Jane is an educator, attorney, mediator, mom, and a few other things as well. She has published non-fiction works in a variety of publications, none as funny as this one. She’ll beat you at Scrabble, but she’ll do it with a smile. Jane is currently trapped at home in Silver Spring, Maryland, with three small children and an unusually large guinea pig.