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Articles by
Jared Smith
Jared Smith lives in Atlanta and has won pub trivia on three continents.
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December 11, 2017The Grinch is Sorry He Stole Your Mom’s Pills
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August 10, 2017Ken Burns Regrets Committing to Jazz Follow-up, Jazzcore
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May 4, 2017Does Using a Cleaning Service Undermine My Thesis On Class Struggle?
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November 2, 2015My NaNoWriMo Plan
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September 2, 2015Taylor Swift: A Socratic Dialogue
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom