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Articles by
Jared Smith
Jared Smith lives in Atlanta and has won pub trivia on three continents.
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December 11, 2017The Grinch is Sorry He Stole Your Mom’s Pills
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August 10, 2017Ken Burns Regrets Committing to Jazz Follow-up, Jazzcore
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May 4, 2017Does Using a Cleaning Service Undermine My Thesis On Class Struggle?
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November 2, 2015My NaNoWriMo Plan
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September 2, 2015Taylor Swift: A Socratic Dialogue
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February 12, 2020Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?
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February 13, 2018If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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