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Jared Smith
Jared Smith lives in Atlanta and has won pub trivia on three continents.
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December 11, 2017The Grinch is Sorry He Stole Your Mom’s Pills
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August 10, 2017Ken Burns Regrets Committing to Jazz Follow-up, Jazzcore
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May 4, 2017Does Using a Cleaning Service Undermine My Thesis On Class Struggle?
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November 2, 2015My NaNoWriMo Plan
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September 2, 2015Taylor Swift: A Socratic Dialogue
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
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September 16, 2021The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years
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September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck