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Jason M. Mustian

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December 21, 2010

I Swear to Fucking God, If I Come Home This Christmas and Find Out My Parents are Still Unplugging Their Computer From the Wall When They Want to Turn It Off, I Will Fucking Snap

by Jason M. Mustian
January 21, 2010

List: My Roommate’s Apparent Step-By-Step Method For Turning Off My Alarm Clock When I’m Out Of Town

by Jason M. Mustian

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by Amber Karlins
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by Colin Nissan
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by Max Davison
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