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Jason M. Mustian

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December 21, 2010

I Swear to Fucking God, If I Come Home This Christmas and Find Out My Parents are Still Unplugging Their Computer From the Wall When They Want to Turn It Off, I Will Fucking Snap

by Jason M. Mustian
January 21, 2010

My Roommate’s Apparent Step-By-Step Method For Turning Off My Alarm Clock When I’m Out Of Town

by Jason M. Mustian

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April 30, 2020

The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later

by Madeleine Trebenski
June 26, 2020

A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

by Juliana Gray
June 24, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
June 22, 2020

I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You

by Ilana Gordon

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July 4, 2020

Knotted Ribbon

by Nikki Campo
July 3, 2020

The Fourth of July: Myth vs. Fact

by Sarah Hutto
July 3, 2020

We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes

by Rebecca Saltzman
July 3, 2020

Of Plague and Plenty

by Wendy Johnson

Throughout July, we’re donating $2.50 to Gender Justice LA for every copy we sell of Emerson Whitney’s Heaven. GJLA is led by and for Non-binary, 2S, Trans, Black, Indigenous, POC, and has been working to build a strong grassroots multi-racial coalition of transgender people and allies to advocate for our rights, win concrete improvements in our lives, and challenge oppression for the last 18 years. Support trans lives, and read this powerful memoir today.