1. Turn up volume
2. Change radio station
3. Switch from FM to AM
4. Switch from radio to buzzer
5. Unplug
January 21, 2010
My Roommate’s Apparent Step-By-Step Method For Turning Off My Alarm Clock When I’m Out Of Town
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