My Roommate’s Apparent Step-By-Step Method For Turning Off My Alarm Clock When I’m Out Of Town

JASON M. MUSTIAN

1. Turn up volume

2. Change radio station

3. Switch from FM to AM

4. Switch from radio to buzzer

5. Unplug

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