Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
As little as $1 month (only $12 a year!) is all it takes to support our writers and to keep our site ad-free. Become a patron today.
All posts tagged
roommates
-
January 7, 2019List: Tender Buttons of Messages from My Passive-Aggressive Roommate Gertrude Stein
-
July 19, 2018List: The Five Types of Roommates You’ll Meet in Your Twenties
-
August 2, 2017I Cut Down My Grocery Bill By Eating My Roommate’s Food and Gaslighting Her
-
August 29, 2016Some Notes for My Child’s College Roommate
-
August 2, 2016List: 10 Arguments For and Against Having Sex Now That We Live Together
-
June 6, 2016List: Compliments for the New Roommate
-
May 3, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Ways Your College Roommate Alexandra Terrifies You
-
January 26, 2016List: Movies My Roommate Watches While I’m Trying to Sleep
-
January 15, 2015My Roommates are the Lamest
-
October 7, 2014Joseph Stalin Has a Few Concerns About the New Roommate
Trending 🔥
-
July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
-
May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
-
July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
-
March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
Recently
-
July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
-
July 15, 2019List: A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
-
July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
-
July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore