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All posts tagged
roommates
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March 24, 2021Paul Simon’s Roommate Responds to His Grocery List
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June 16, 2020An Open Letter to the College Roommate I’ve Barely Spoken to Since Freshman Year Who Keeps Referring to Me as His Black Friend
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January 7, 2019Tender Buttons of Messages from My Passive-Aggressive Roommate Gertrude Stein
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July 19, 2018The Five Types of Roommates You’ll Meet in Your Twenties
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August 2, 2017I Cut Down My Grocery Bill By Eating My Roommate’s Food and Gaslighting Her
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August 29, 2016Some Notes for My Child’s College Roommate
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August 2, 201610 Arguments For and Against Having Sex Now That We Live Together
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June 6, 2016Compliments for the New Roommate
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May 3, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Ways Your College Roommate Alexandra Terrifies You
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January 26, 2016Movies My Roommate Watches While I’m Trying to Sleep
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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