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All posts tagged
roommates
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June 16, 2020An Open Letter to the College Roommate I’ve Barely Spoken to Since Freshman Year Who Keeps Referring to Me as His Black Friend
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January 7, 2019Tender Buttons of Messages from My Passive-Aggressive Roommate Gertrude Stein
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July 19, 2018The Five Types of Roommates You’ll Meet in Your Twenties
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August 2, 2017I Cut Down My Grocery Bill By Eating My Roommate’s Food and Gaslighting Her
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August 29, 2016Some Notes for My Child’s College Roommate
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August 2, 201610 Arguments For and Against Having Sex Now That We Live Together
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June 6, 2016Compliments for the New Roommate
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May 3, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Ways Your College Roommate Alexandra Terrifies You
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January 26, 2016Movies My Roommate Watches While I’m Trying to Sleep
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January 15, 2015My Roommates are the Lamest
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
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February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
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