A large box is handily made of what is necessary to replace any substance and yet it still needs to be broken down before going out to recycling.

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Cough out cough out in the leather and really feather it is not for. Please could, please could, you not spend time in the living room when you have the flu. Thanks.

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Book was there, it was there. Book was there. Stop it, stop moving my book from the coffee table please.

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It was a cleaner, a wet cleaner and it was not where it was wet, so really I mean just use the wet cleaner next time, dry towels can’t possibly get out kitchen grease.

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A piece of coffee is not a detainer. The resemblance to yellow is dirtier and distincter so maybe you could wash out the coffee maker once in awhile.

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Boom in boom in, butter. Leave a grain and show it, show it. I spy some grains of toast crumbs left in the butter, just try to be more careful next time.

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A kind in glass that has been left in the sink is still dirty. The difference between clean and dirty is spreading.

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A blue coat is guided guided away, guided and guided away and please can you ask your friends who were here for your holiday party if one of them accidentally guided away my blue coat. It’s winter and that’s my one warm coat so.

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Considering everything and which way the turn is tending, considering everything why is there no restraint, considering everything can you ask your boyfriend to clean out the shower drain considering that he’s clogging it up and he doesn’t even live here.

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Elephant beaten with candy and little pops and chews all bolts and reckless reckless rats so will you stop throwing away the mouse traps do you not understand that we have mice, this is this.

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This is no authority for the abuse of cheese. What language can instruct any fellow to stop eating my truffle gouda for fucksake.