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Explosions II

2.5 Hours of Babies Crying

Full Throttle Rage: The Screamfest

Explosions III

Loud Sex and Mariachi Music

Sudden Changes in Volume

3.5 Hours of Engines Revving

Car Door Slam Party

Feature-Length Pit Bull Music Video

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