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Jay Malsky
Jay Malsky is a New York-based comedian, musician, and writer. They can be seen performing original comedy songs around Manhattan (& Brooklyn tho not on the weekends probably). Jay is one half of Turnt Valley Church Club, a Hillsong-type couple who lead their own parody #SundayService. You can follow Jays’s Hefe-filtered life on Instagram: @GayMalsky.
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