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Jay Malsky

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Jay Malsky is a New York-based comedian, musician, and writer. They can be seen performing original comedy songs around Manhattan (& Brooklyn tho not on the weekends probably). Jay is one half of Turnt Valley Church Club, a Hillsong-type couple who lead their own parody #SundayService. You can follow Jays’s Hefe-filtered life on Instagram: @GayMalsky.

November 22, 2019

God Updates Mankind On Their Pronouns

by Kathleen O’Mara and Jay Malsky

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Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions

by John Rauschenberg
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How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps

by Kristen Mulrooney
November 5, 2018

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by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, and Kelsey Ronan
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