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J.B. Orenstein
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June 20, 2003Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: Three F U’s
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December 12, 2002Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: How Winter Begins in the ER, Part III
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December 11, 2002Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: How Winter Begins in the ER, Part II
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December 10, 2002Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: How Winter Begins in the ER, Part I
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November 16, 2001The Attacks and Their Aftermath: Doctors And Patients
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November 12, 2001The Attacks and Their Aftermath: Swabbing For Spores
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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January 25, 2022Mrs. Dalloway Said She Would Buy the Rapid COVID Test Herself
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January 24, 2022“We Need to Get Back to Normal,” I Say, While I Continue to Live My Life Normally, As I Have Throughout This Pandemic