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Articles by
J.B. Orenstein
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June 20, 2003Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: Three F U’s
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December 12, 2002Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: How Winter Begins in the ER, Part III
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December 11, 2002Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: How Winter Begins in the ER, Part II
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December 10, 2002Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: How Winter Begins in the ER, Part I
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November 16, 2001The Attacks and Their Aftermath: Doctors And Patients
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November 12, 2001The Attacks and Their Aftermath: Swabbing For Spores
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 3, 2020We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes
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July 3, 2020It’s Time to Sign the Declaration of Independence, and I, Elbridge Gerry, Will Have the Biggest Signature of All
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July 2, 2020The Best Thing About Each Amendment in the Bill of Rights, in Haiku