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Articles by
Jeff Barnosky
Jeff Barnosky has written for Comedy Central Insider, The Morning News, Hobart and other publications. You can read more of his writing on Medium. He is working on a book about his love of The Replacements.
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June 1, 2006Dateline: To Catch a Predator: Humbert Humbert
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January 19, 2006The Pretentious 17-Year-Old’s Guide To Dating
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October 3, 2005The New Gallimard Translation of My 250-Word French Essay, Sophomore Year
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September 16, 2003Kafka at Camp: The Lost Diaries
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