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Jeff Steinbrink has been a teacher, a lifeguard, an iron worker, a mailman and a member of the National Honor Society. He knows two killer card tricks and on a windless day is a 70% free-throw shooter at the basket on his garage in Maine. Unlike many contributors to this space he has spent just a single night in jail.