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Jeff Steinbrink
Jeff Steinbrink has been a teacher, a lifeguard, an iron worker, a mailman and a member of the National Honor Society. He knows two killer card tricks and on a windless day is a 70% free-throw shooter at the basket on his garage in Maine. Unlike many contributors to this space he has spent just a single night in jail.
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November 14, 2022Jay Gatsby Goes Full Self-Driving
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December 2, 2014A Farewell to Hemnes: Ernest Hemingway Assembles an IKEA Daybed Frame With Three Drawers
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September 13, 2005If Only They Kept Diaries: Accu-Weather Guy and Snap, Crackle, Pop
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April 22, 2005If Only They Kept Diaries: Barbie
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March 2, 2005If Only They Kept Diaries: Roadrunner
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2023My Saturday Self Versus My Sunday Self
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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