Something grayish over Great Lakes. Snow? Accu-Radar a joke. Chance of precip … 20%? Chance I remembered to TiVo 24: 50%. Chance I’ll ever get to be sports guy: 5%. Chance I could take sports guy one-on-one: 2%. Lo tonite 28. Hi tomorrow 42.
Raining c&dogs all day. Clueless abt tomorrow. More rain? Hi 35. News team makes me wear rain hat, slicker for 5:30 weathercast. Hate news team. Chance Sox will repeat: 100%! Three-peat: 100%! Lo tonite 28. Precip (rain) 70%.
Snow. Lost $30 to news team. Accu-Radar shaped like butterfly. Chance things will work out w/ Danielle in Mktng: 10%. Can’t snow again. Clearing tonight, p/cloudy tomorrow, hi 38. Precip: No way.
Snow. Had to wear Russian hat for 5:30 cast, news team making gag/choke sounds off-mic. Warming, clear rest of week. Hi’s in 40s tmrw. No precip (60%). Chance Charlie on Lost will end up w/ Claire: 0
Clear. Hate Fridays. News team drinks, once pantsed me during 11:00 cast. Whispered “hairpiece” tonite off-mic. Got flustered, mixed up Iowa w/ Kansas on Big Map, said “bosom” (for “Boston”) on-air. Continued clear, cooler (80%). Lo tonight around freezing.
Snow. Lost $30 to news team. Russian hat. Snow snow snow. Chance MTV will pimp my ride: 0
Snow. Bermuda high forming? Accu-Radar shaped like Buddha. Lost $30 to news team. Hate news team.
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