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Jen Karetnick is the author/co-author of 20 cookbooks, guidebooks, and books of poetry. Her freelance writing appears in TheAtlantic.com, Business Insider, Heated, NPR, VinePair.com, and elsewhere. She lives in Miami, where she frequently considers why one side of her hair is curlier than the other.