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Jenna Bao

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Jenna Bao

Jenna Bao is currently bustling through high school in Cincinnati, Ohio. She is far too passionate about far too many things, but manages to find time for short stories and sass by cutting out bodily maintenance. Her work has been recognized by the Scholastic Art and Writing Awards and published in Flash Frontier and the Blue Marble Review.

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