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Articles by
Jennifer Byrne
Jennifer Byrne is a writer who lives in New Jersey. Her writing has been published in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, The Cut, The Belladonna, and some other places.
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September 6, 2022We Never Wore Seat Belts When We Were Kids and We Survived—Except for Those of Us Who Can’t Contradict This Post Because They’re Dead
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December 23, 2015Ted Nugent Reviews A Christmas Story
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August 21, 2008Cheaters: Emotional Infidelity Unit
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October 11, 2007Off Duty Situations In Which An Officer Of The Law Might Use His Fancy Police Report Jargon To Impress People
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February 22, 2007New Types of Whisperers Unlikely to Gain a Mainstream Following
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March 16, 2006The End Of My Marriage, Rendered In The Elegant Phraseology Of Celebrities