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Articles by
Jennifer Byrne
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December 23, 2015Monologue: Ted Nugent Reviews A Christmas Story
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August 21, 2008Cheaters: Emotional Infidelity Unit
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October 11, 2007Off Duty Situations In Which An Officer Of The Law Might Use His Fancy Police Report Jargon To Impress People
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February 22, 2007List: New Types of Whisperers Unlikely to Gain a Mainstream Following
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March 16, 2006The End Of My Marriage, Rendered In The Elegant Phraseology Of Celebrities
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers