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Jennifer S. Brown
Jennifer S. Brown is the author of the novel Modern Girls. She uses that middle initial, not because she’s pretentious, but because her parents lacked naming creativity, and she’s trying desperately to distinguish herself from the other 500 million Jennifer Browns in the world. She lives, writes, and drinks bourbon in the suburbs of Boston. Her website is jennifersbrown.com.
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