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Jessica M. Goldstein
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April 22, 2019Creation: An Oral History
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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January 16, 2019Finally, A Razor For Men
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September 17, 2018We Are 65 Witches Who Have Known Dorothy For Years and Were Never Killed By Her House
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September 7, 2018I, Too, Grew Up In the Crime-Ridden Streets of Bethesda, Maryland
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June 22, 2018Fashion Tips for Visiting a Detention Center Filled With Children Who Were Ripped From Their Parents’ Arms
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January 25, 2018I See You’ve Rejected My Expense Report for a Lap Dance at the Stormy Daniels Strip Club
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December 5, 2017Hi, It’s Us, All the Fourteen-Year-Old Girls in America
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July 10, 2017The Ivanka Trump Capitol Hill Appropriate Wear Collection
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