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Articles by
Jessica M. Goldstein
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September 7, 2018I, Too, Grew Up In the Crime-Ridden Streets of Bethesda, Maryland
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June 22, 2018Fashion Tips for Visiting a Detention Center Filled With Children Who Were Ripped From Their Parents’ Arms
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January 25, 2018I See You’ve Rejected My Expense Report for a Lap Dance at the Stormy Daniels Strip Club
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December 5, 2017Hi, It’s Us, All the Fourteen-Year-Old Girls in America
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July 10, 2017The Ivanka Trump Capitol Hill Appropriate Wear Collection