McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
Jim Stallard
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August 18, 2017I Mean, I Can’t Even With This Solar Eclipse
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July 12, 2016Monologue: An Embezzler Hiding in a Monastery Tries to Hold it Together
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April 8, 2014List: The LinkedIn Endorsement Prompts Are Getting Interesting
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July 2, 2013The Gettysburg Finesse
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March 14, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to Steve Regarding His Stay at My House While I’m Gone
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March 20, 2012It Happens Every Spring
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June 24, 2011Okay, Babies Don’t Always Land On Their Feet
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July 26, 2010Freud: The Rebranding
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March 11, 2010This is a Bank Robbery
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July 20, 2009Live From the Apollo 11
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October 31, 2008So You’ve Been Buried Alive
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July 14, 2008The Best Bastille Day Party Ever
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant