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Jim Stallard
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August 18, 2017I Mean, I Can’t Even With This Solar Eclipse
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July 12, 2016An Embezzler Hiding in a Monastery Tries to Hold it Together
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April 8, 2014The LinkedIn Endorsement Prompts Are Getting Interesting
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July 2, 2013The Gettysburg Finesse
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March 14, 2013An Open Letter to Steve Regarding His Stay at My House While I’m Gone
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March 20, 2012It Happens Every Spring
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June 24, 2011Okay, Babies Don’t Always Land On Their Feet
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July 26, 2010Freud: The Rebranding
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March 11, 2010This is a Bank Robbery
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July 20, 2009Live From the Apollo 11
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October 31, 2008So You’ve Been Buried Alive
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July 14, 2008The Best Bastille Day Party Ever
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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