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Articles by
Jim Stallard
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August 18, 2017I Mean, I Can’t Even With This Solar Eclipse
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July 12, 2016Monologue: An Embezzler Hiding in a Monastery Tries to Hold it Together
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April 8, 2014List: The LinkedIn Endorsement Prompts Are Getting Interesting
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July 2, 2013The Gettysburg Finesse
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March 14, 2013Open Letters: An Open Letter to Steve Regarding His Stay at My House While I’m Gone
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March 20, 2012It Happens Every Spring
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June 24, 2011Okay, Babies Don’t Always Land On Their Feet
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July 26, 2010Freud: The Rebranding
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March 11, 2010This is a Bank Robbery
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July 20, 2009Live From the Apollo 11
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October 31, 2008So You’ve Been Buried Alive
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July 14, 2008The Best Bastille Day Party Ever
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?