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J.K. Appleseed
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September 11, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Why You Deserve a Pay Raise
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August 26, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Quiz: Are You an Apple Fan?
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July 29, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: The Mothership
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July 11, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Decision Chart
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June 11, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Seasonal Colors
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May 15, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: A Sit Down Chat with Apple Head of Retail, Angela Ahrendts
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April 24, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: APPLE ENGINEER REVEALS iWATCH SPECS
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April 3, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: I’ll Partition the Crap Out of You
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March 13, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Choose Your Own Genius
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February 20, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Customer Service is the New Cold War
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January 27, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Believers
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December 18, 2013Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Store Meetings
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