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Articles by
Joanna Borns
Joanna Borns is a writer in New York City.
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June 24, 2024Introducing Our New Whole-Body Deodorant Because You Are Gross and Disgusting
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September 19, 2023A Review by the Couple That Only Rented This Airbnb to Bang
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August 3, 2023Really? You’re Too Good for Our Newsletter? Wow
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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July 29, 2021With God as My Witness, I Will Not Pick the Restaurant
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 14, 2025Who Better to Address Sexual Assault in the Military Than a Man Who Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault?
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore