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Joe Aultman-Moore is a librarian, guide, and writer in Haines, Alaska. He lives in a tiny cabin with an electric bass guitar and no electricity. His award-winning writing has appeared in Daily Science Fiction, Earth Island Journal, The Dirtbag Diaries, and elsewhere.