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Joe O’Neill
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February 9, 2005Titles From the Hockey-Lockout Erotica Library
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October 6, 2004Unsuccessful Movie-Merchandising Attempts
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September 10, 2004Proposed Titles for a Remake of Bend It Like Beckham, Using Croatian Players in the Titles
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August 31, 2004Saddam Hussein, Master of the Limerick
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July 6, 2004What’s Up Next for Jack Layton’s Mustache?
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July 7, 2001Lines to be Relayed by a Servile Yet Dignified Waiter to an Interesting-Looking Woman in a Public Place
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July 7, 2001Responses from the Lady, To Be Relayed by That Same Servile Yet Dignified Waiter
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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January 5, 2015Reasons You Were Not Promoted That Are Totally Unrelated to Gender
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