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Joe O'Neill
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February 9, 2005List: Titles From the Hockey-Lockout Erotica Library
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October 6, 2004Unsuccessful Movie-Merchandising Attempts
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September 10, 2004List: Proposed Titles for a Remake of Bend It Like Beckham, Using Croatian Players in the Titles
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August 31, 2004Saddam Hussein, Master of the Limerick
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July 6, 2004List: What’s Up Next for Jack Layton’s Mustache?
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July 7, 2001List: Lines to be Relayed by a Servile Yet Dignified Waiter to an Interesting-Looking Woman in a Public Place
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July 7, 2001List: Responses from the Lady, To Be Relayed by That Same Servile Yet Dignified Waiter
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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