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Joe O’Neill

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February 9, 2005

Titles From the Hockey-Lockout Erotica Library

by Joe O’Neill
October 6, 2004

Unsuccessful Movie-Merchandising Attempts

by Joe O’Neill
September 10, 2004

Proposed Titles for a Remake of Bend It Like Beckham, Using Croatian Players in the Titles

by Joe O’Neill
August 31, 2004

Saddam Hussein, Master of the Limerick

by Joe O’Neill
July 6, 2004

What’s Up Next for Jack Layton’s Mustache?

by Joe O’Neill
July 7, 2001

Lines to be Relayed by a Servile Yet Dignified Waiter to an Interesting-Looking Woman in a Public Place

by Joe O’Neill
July 7, 2001

Responses from the Lady, To Be Relayed by That Same Servile Yet Dignified Waiter

by Joe O’Neill

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