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February 9, 2005Titles From the Hockey-Lockout Erotica Library
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October 6, 2004Unsuccessful Movie-Merchandising Attempts
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September 10, 2004Proposed Titles for a Remake of Bend It Like Beckham, Using Croatian Players in the Titles
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August 31, 2004Saddam Hussein, Master of the Limerick
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July 6, 2004What’s Up Next for Jack Layton’s Mustache?
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July 7, 2001Lines to be Relayed by a Servile Yet Dignified Waiter to an Interesting-Looking Woman in a Public Place
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July 7, 2001Responses from the Lady, To Be Relayed by That Same Servile Yet Dignified Waiter
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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