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John Hallmann
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December 19, 2012Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: Miserable Roads
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June 1, 2011Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: Column 13: Abandoning Your Family
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April 6, 2010Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: Visiting War Torn Regions
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July 17, 2009Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: The Pleasure Cruise
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May 15, 2009Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: People I’ve Met
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March 19, 2009Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: Bad Omens
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October 17, 2008History’s Monsters à la Mundane
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January 28, 2008Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: Mystics, Hermits, and Prophets
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November 14, 2007Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: Commerce In Foreign Lands
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August 3, 2007Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: Noteworthy Cures For Maladies
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April 17, 2007Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: Avoiding Tainted Food
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January 31, 2007Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: Where Not to Go
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