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Jon Davis is the author of innumerable collections of mostly unfunny poems, including Scrimmage of Appetite and Preliminary Report (Copper Canyon). He directs the MFA program at the Institute of American Indian Arts, whose alumni are coming soon to a lit mag near you to make you laugh, weep, cogitate, and quake in your boots — or slippers or Uggs or, you know, whatever footwear you prefer to do your quaking in.