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Jordy Greenblatt
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May 29, 2014Alternative Ideas from an Intraoffice Memo at the Museum of Sex After Discovering That the Planned Location for a Los Angeles Branch, 69 Swallow Drive, is Not Actually for Sale, and the Closest Property Available is 67 Swallow Drive
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June 12, 2012Orgy Ground Rules
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August 19, 2010It’s a Lot Harder to Fly a Plane Using the Force Than Star Wars Would Suggest
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 5, 2021Brood X or Gen X?
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April 13, 2021Signs Your Genetic Predisposition to Addiction Has Manifested in Crafting, Specifically in Obsessive Visits to Michaels
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April 13, 2021William Carlos Williams Tries to Reach His Word Count
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April 12, 2021Classic Video Games for Adjunct Professors
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April 12, 2021I’m Selling the Very Sentence You’re Reading as a Non-Fungible Token