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Jordy Greenblatt
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May 29, 2014Alternative Ideas from an Intraoffice Memo at the Museum of Sex After Discovering That the Planned Location for a Los Angeles Branch, 69 Swallow Drive, is Not Actually for Sale, and the Closest Property Available is 67 Swallow Drive
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June 12, 2012Orgy Ground Rules
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August 19, 2010It’s a Lot Harder to Fly a Plane Using the Force Than Star Wars Would Suggest
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director