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Justin Warner
Justin Warner lives in Queens, teaches at NYU, is currently writing the book to a musical, and still can’t believe all of this is actually happening.
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March 6, 2020Hey, Mom and Dad, I Made a Delicate, Structurally Unsound Craft That You Get to Carry Home In the Rain
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July 18, 2019A Typical Phone Call to My Congressional Representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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June 9, 2017Senate Intelligence Committee’s Post-Show Discussion of Hamlet
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May 2, 2017Historical Tragedies and the People Who Might Have Prevented Them Had They Not Died Sixteen Years Prior
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February 1, 20161970s Hits Updated for the 21st Century
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July 7, 2014Submission Opportunities for Emerging Playwrights
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March 4, 2010Universal Invoice for a Manhattan Child’s Birthday Party
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October 18, 2006Johnny Knoxville’s Letters To His Brother
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 18, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995 -
November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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November 23, 202033 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex