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Articles by
Justin Warner
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June 9, 2017Senate Intelligence Committee’s Post-Show Discussion of Hamlet
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May 2, 2017List: Historical Tragedies and the People Who Might Have Prevented Them Had They Not Died Sixteen Years Prior
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February 1, 2016List: 1970s Hits Updated for the 21st Century
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July 7, 2014Submission Opportunities for Emerging Playwrights
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March 4, 2010List: Universal Invoice for a Manhattan Child’s Birthday Party
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October 17, 2006Johnny Knoxville’s Letters To His Brother
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause