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Articles by
Justin Warner
Justin Warner lives in Queens, teaches at NYU, is currently writing the book to a musical, and still can’t believe all of this is actually happening.
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July 18, 2019A Typical Phone Call to My Congressional Representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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June 9, 2017Senate Intelligence Committee’s Post-Show Discussion of Hamlet
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May 2, 2017List: Historical Tragedies and the People Who Might Have Prevented Them Had They Not Died Sixteen Years Prior
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February 1, 2016List: 1970s Hits Updated for the 21st Century
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July 7, 2014Submission Opportunities for Emerging Playwrights
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March 4, 2010List: Universal Invoice for a Manhattan Child’s Birthday Party
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October 18, 2006Johnny Knoxville’s Letters To His Brother
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 21, 2019Summary of Benefits and Coverage For Your New Garbage Health Insurance
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August 21, 2019List: Love Languages of a Male Feminist
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August 21, 2019Your Townie Neighbor Providing Directions In Your Rapidly Gentrifying Neighborhood
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August 20, 2019The Book of Genesis’s Genesis: The Genesis of the Band Genesis