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McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
Justin Warner
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June 9, 2017Senate Intelligence Committee’s Post-Show Discussion of Hamlet
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May 2, 2017List: Historical Tragedies and the People Who Might Have Prevented Them Had They Not Died Sixteen Years Prior
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February 1, 2016List: 1970s Hits Updated for the 21st Century
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July 7, 2014Submission Opportunities for Emerging Playwrights
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March 4, 2010List: Universal Invoice for a Manhattan Child’s Birthday Party
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October 17, 2006Johnny Knoxville’s Letters To His Brother
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral