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Invitations: $100

Invitation Embossing: $300

Website Design & Maintenance: $2,000

New York Times Announcement: $750

Welcome Balloons: $119

Welcome Blimp: $2,400

Valet Stroller Parking: $500

Nanny Holding Area:$250

Magician: $600

Rabbit Groomer: $400

Puppet Show: $750

Kabuki Workshop: $2,500

Balloon Animals: $200

Balloon Animals (life-sized): $1,800

Balloon Sistine Chapel: $21,000

Komodo Dragon Exhibit/Demonstration: $7,000

Komodo Dragon Venom Antidote (per vial): $267,482

The Wiggles: $80,000

Laurie Berkner: $15,000

Non-Equity Actor With Guitar: $25

Bouncy Castle Rental: $1,500

Bouncy Castle Liability Insurance: $20,000

Craft Table: $400

Metallurgy Table: $1,200

Gothic Architecture Table: $8,000

Nano-Robotics Lab: $14,000

Anti-Gravity Chamber: $1.3 million

Chocolate Pudding Diving Tank: $12,000

Organic Chicken Nuggets: $400

Artisanal Ketchup: $150

Birthday Cake: $575

Dairy-Free Birthday Cake Surcharge Just for That One Damn Kid: $300

Skittles: $174.23

Photographer: $800

Videographer: $1,200

Motion-Capture 3-D Holographer: $47,570

Embedded Wall Street Journal Reporter: $500

Archivist: $300

Dramaturg: $250

Ken Burns: $22,000

Sushi for Parents: $827

Open Bar for Parents: $2,300

Reiki Masseuse for Parents: $550

Elvis Costello Acoustic Concert for Parents: $35,000

Dolce & Gabbana Goody Bags: $795

I Guess You Want Something In Those: $4,738

iPod Lollipops: $3,582

Bronze Mini-Busts of Birthday Child: $16,200

I Bet You Won’t Notice This Charge: $1,750

Closing Fireworks & Laser Show: $47,900

Ambien For Kids (per dose): $55

Birthday Money Brokerage Fee: $5,000

Gift Hauling: $600