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All posts tagged
manhattan
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April 7, 2022Open Letter to the Drivers of Uptown Manhattan Who Honk as My Son Gets on His School Bus
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February 15, 2017Parents’ Manhattan Kindergarten Application Essay
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January 20, 2011Your Newborn’s Cries Decoded: A Guide for Manhattanites
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March 4, 2010Universal Invoice for a Manhattan Child’s Birthday Party
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers