Neh = “I’m hungry.”

Wah = “I’m thirsty.”

Owh = “I’m physically uncomfortable.”

Eairh, or urh = “I need to be burped.”

Dih = “I need you to change my disposable jean diapers.”

Fah, or fah-fah = “These pureed carrots were not grown locally.”

Toh-lah = “My stroller just became painfully unstylish.”

Eb-bah = “The Wi-Fi signal is not currently reaching my crib.”

Ba-mah, or bamh = “I am having a crisis of faith in the President.”

Nee-nah, or nooo-ah = “I have to donate to NPR again.”