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All posts tagged

language

June 10, 2020

An Open Letter to the Expression “I Can’t Even”

by McKenna Schueler
January 31, 2020

A Guide to Midwestern Conversation: Super Bowl LIV Fan Edition

by Taylor Kay Phillips
December 13, 2019

I’m the Duolingo Owl and I’m Tired of Your Bullshit

by Muireann Kelly
August 21, 2019

Love Languages of a Male Feminist

by Ginny Hogan and Katy Fishell
February 14, 2019

New Love Languages

by James Folta and Kasey Borger
September 17, 2018

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: The Same Reality

by Shane McCrae
August 16, 2018

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Catherine Carberry: The Sun is Yellow!

by Suzanne Yeagley
February 14, 2018

Eight Additional Love Languages

by Shannon Reed
July 25, 2017

Incerdlibe! Humnas Are Srmat Engouh to Raed Tihs, But Apapnerlty Tehy Stlil Arne’t Srmat Eonguh to WATCH MY ONE-MAN SHOW!

by Dan Caprera
May 31, 2017

The Covfefe Code

by Dan Caprera

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April 30, 2020

The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later

by Madeleine Trebenski
June 26, 2020

A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

by Juliana Gray
June 24, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
June 22, 2020

I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You

by Ilana Gordon

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July 6, 2020

Discipline-Specific Guidelines for Classroom Social Distancing

by Bethany S. Keenan
July 6, 2020

Signs You’re a Black Character Written By a White Author

by Omolola Sanusi
July 6, 2020

The Dog Whisperer of the ICU

by Christopher Cox
July 6, 2020

So, You Want to Direct a Community Theater Musical Production

by Joanna Mechaley

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