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May 3, 2024Feelings and Situations for Which There Should Be a German Word Without an English Equivalent
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October 27, 2023This Ghost Is Haunting Me Weird
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May 10, 2023A Guide to Midwestern Cursing
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March 30, 2022Cry, You Unworthy Tenderfoot, Upon Learning These Seven Unforgiving Rules of Pickleball
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March 9, 2022I Am the Man Who Says “Ciao”
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June 14, 2021Cancel Culture: A Glossary
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March 24, 2021FAQs About the MLA Handbook, Ninth Edition
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March 11, 2021An Open Letter to White Expat Men That I Have Met While Living in China
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November 2, 2020A Guide to Midwestern Conversation: Election Edition
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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