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crying
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December 20, 2019A Holiday Guide to Weeping Pillows
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September 11, 2019Things My Spin Instructor Said That Made Me Cry
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June 26, 20195 Underrated Places a Woman Can Cry in Peace
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November 20, 2017Turkey Recipes for Thanksgiving 2017, a Year in Which We Are Thankful and Definitely Not Crying
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October 18, 2017Wirecutter Review: The Best Paper Towel for Mopping Up Tears
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September 16, 2016David, Your Latest Marketing Report Brought Me to Tears
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April 12, 2016Tell Me Your Favorite Slow Jam, and I’ll Tell You What Beverage You’re Currently Crying Into
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January 6, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Crying
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February 23, 2011Eva Perón Ferberizes Argentina
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February 3, 2011Place I’ve Cried or Place Ludacris Claims He Had Sex in His Song “What’s Your Fantasy”?
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax