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March 7, 2024She Lives in New York and Los Angeles
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January 6, 2022Low-Skilled, Easily Replaceable Employees Must Return to Work Immediately, Otherwise Our Society Will Collapse
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August 12, 2021An Anonymous Letter Defending Alec Baldwin’s Defense of Andrew Cuomo That Was Definitely Not Written by Alec Baldwin
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August 25, 2020“New Jersey Will Also Never Die,” By David Puddy
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August 21, 2020New York Is Gone Forever (According to Me, a Baby With No Object Permanence)
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July 15, 2020An Open Letter to My Friend That Fled New York for His Parents’ House
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April 26, 2019Why I’m Leaving Marvel Universe’s New York
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April 25, 2018As a New Yorker, I Am Many Things
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July 7, 2015New York City Pre-K Schools’ Acceptance Letters
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May 18, 2015Sexting With a New Yorker
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking