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All posts tagged
parents
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September 15, 2022Title to a Modern Art Exhibit or Text from One of My Parents Where the History of Autocorrection Is Unclear?
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September 2, 2022I Am Your Immigrant Parent and You Will Accept My Byzantine Displays of Love
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August 23, 2022The Montessori Magician
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July 5, 2022Holding My Baby Will Not Be a Stressful Experience for You at All
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June 22, 2022Is It Your First Summer After College or Did Your Toddler Just Become Eligible for the COVID-19 Vaccine?
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June 3, 2022I Am a Carnivorous Kestrel Falcon with Postpartum Depression
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May 6, 2022Quiz: Are You Experiencing “Mommy Brain”?
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April 28, 2022Fisher-Price Recalls the Deluxe Kick ’n Play Piano Gym for Having Too Many Bops
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April 11, 2022We Are Toddlers and We Worship the Old Gods
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April 7, 2022Open Letter to the Drivers of Uptown Manhattan Who Honk as My Son Gets on His School Bus
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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September 28, 2022It Isn’t Misinformation If It’s Phrased as a Series of Completely Unhinged Rhetorical Questions
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September 28, 2022Let Guided by Voices Title Your Masters Thesis
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September 28, 2022Lyfjaberg Gets Taken by Eminent Domain
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September 27, 2022The White House’s Plan to Cancel Student Loan Debt Will Cost—Who Cares? Money Is Made Up and We Spend Twice That Much on the Military Every Year