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All posts tagged
parents
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December 29, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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December 26, 2022Fisher-Price Recalls the Deluxe Kick ’n Play Piano Gym for Having Too Many Bops
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September 15, 2022Title to a Modern Art Exhibit or Text from One of My Parents Where the History of Autocorrection Is Unclear?
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September 2, 2022I Am Your Immigrant Parent and You Will Accept My Byzantine Displays of Love
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August 23, 2022The Montessori Magician
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July 5, 2022Holding My Baby Will Not Be a Stressful Experience for You at All
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June 22, 2022Is It Your First Summer After College or Did Your Toddler Just Become Eligible for the COVID-19 Vaccine?
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June 3, 2022I Am a Carnivorous Kestrel Falcon with Postpartum Depression
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May 6, 2022Quiz: Are You Experiencing “Mommy Brain”?
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April 11, 2022We Are Toddlers and We Worship the Old Gods
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 2, 2023Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?