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All posts tagged
parents
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June 1, 2023An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”
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December 29, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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December 26, 2022Fisher-Price Recalls the Deluxe Kick ’n Play Piano Gym for Having Too Many Bops
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September 15, 2022Title to a Modern Art Exhibit or Text from One of My Parents Where the History of Autocorrection Is Unclear?
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September 2, 2022I Am Your Immigrant Parent and You Will Accept My Byzantine Displays of Love
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August 23, 2022The Montessori Magician
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July 5, 2022Holding My Baby Will Not Be a Stressful Experience for You at All
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June 22, 2022Is It Your First Summer After College or Did Your Toddler Just Become Eligible for the COVID-19 Vaccine?
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June 3, 2022I Am a Carnivorous Kestrel Falcon with Postpartum Depression
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May 6, 2022Quiz: Are You Experiencing “Mommy Brain”?
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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May 18, 2023HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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June 1, 2023An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”