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All posts tagged
parents
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July 21, 2006Open Letter: An Open Letter to My 80-Year-Old Parents’ New Buick Park Avenue Ultra
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April 5, 2006An Art History Professor Explains to His 4-Year-Old Daughter Why the Fair Market Value of Her Picture is Actually Far Less Than That of a Thousand Words
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February 21, 2006Six Breakfast Cereals Argue Why They Should Replace Cheerios As The Preferred Finger Food For Babies
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January 27, 2006A Mother’s Plea
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March 3, 2005Vacations With Mother and Father
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November 4, 2003About the Meet the Teacher Night
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November 26, 2001List: Girls’ Names for Parents Who Wanted a Boy
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March 26, 2001The Gold Heist: A Third Interview With A Nuclear Physicist.
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money