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All posts tagged
parents
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December 21, 2010I Swear to Fucking God, If I Come Home This Christmas and Find Out My Parents are Still Unplugging Their Computer From the Wall When They Want to Turn It Off, I Will Fucking Snap
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March 15, 2010An Open Letter to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag
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March 4, 2010Universal Invoice for a Manhattan Child’s Birthday Party
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January 21, 2010How I Plan To Impress My Girlfriend’s Parents
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June 10, 2008A Former WWF Wrestler, Now a Suburban Realtor and Parent of Three, Campaigns for PTA Chair and Battles His Instincts
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June 6, 2008My Campaign Speech to My Parents
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April 28, 2008Conversations My Parents Must Have Had While Planning to Raise a Child
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April 3, 2008Easy-Listening Songs From the ’70s, Rewritten by the Artists After They Had Kids
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November 29, 2007Twenty-First-Century Computing, as Explained by My Mother
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February 1, 2007If My Parents In Spokane Submitted What They Considered Celebrity Sightings To Gawker.Com
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack