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All posts tagged
birthdays
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July 3, 2019Happy 2019th Birthday, America!
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March 28, 2017My Popularity as Measured in Facebook Happy Birthday Posts
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January 26, 2017List: The 13 Raddest Things About Turning 13!
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July 2, 2014Testomania: What Does Your Birth Date Say About You?
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September 6, 2011My Excuse for Missing Your Birthday
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March 24, 2011Diversity In the News: Column 9: On Birthdays
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March 11, 2011Dave’s Coworkers Attempt to Figure Out What He’d Like for His Birthday
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March 4, 2010List: Universal Invoice for a Manhattan Child’s Birthday Party
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May 28, 2002A Memo From The Cap’n
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May 1, 2002Cap’n Cook’s Code of Conduct
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September 23, 2019It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 11, 2019Comparative Media Studies 201: “Heterosexual Undertones in Top Gun”
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July 22, 2016List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?
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July 23, 2019We Built a Giant Casino In an Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City and We Can’t Understand Where All the High Rollers Are