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All posts tagged
birthdays
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March 28, 2017My Popularity as Measured in Facebook Happy Birthday Posts
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January 26, 2017List: The 13 Raddest Things About Turning 13!
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July 2, 2014Testomania: What Does Your Birth Date Say About You?
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September 6, 2011My Excuse for Missing Your Birthday
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March 24, 2011Diversity In the News: Column 9: On Birthdays
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March 11, 2011Dave’s Coworkers Attempt to Figure Out What He’d Like for His Birthday
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March 4, 2010List: Universal Invoice for a Manhattan Child’s Birthday Party
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May 28, 2002A Memo From The Cap’n
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May 1, 2002Cap’n Cook’s Code of Conduct
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May 15, 2001Serves One.
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019List: Awful HGTV House Hunters or One of the 2.6 Million People Living in Refugee Camps?
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!