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All posts tagged
birthday-parties
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April 21, 2023I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Thirteen Birthday Parties We’ve Been Invited to This Month
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December 2, 2020Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Bryan Quinby, Singing “The Birthday Song” at Chuck E. Cheese
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April 10, 20204 Bible Verses That Describe The Kick-Ass Birthday Party the Apostles Were Planning For Jesus Before They Learned He Was Going to Die For Our Sins
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March 12, 2018In Retrospect, the Theme for Chad’s 4th Birthday Party Should Not Have Been “Stanford Prison Experiment”
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December 6, 2017Hi, I’m the Dad You Hate at the Baby Birthday Party You’re Obligated to Attend
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July 7, 2017The Art of Hosting: Office, Surprise, and Kid’s Birthday Parties
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February 27, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Birthday Parties are Different Now
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July 25, 2011The Birthday Clown Consortium Price Guide
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September 14, 2010I am a Birthday-Party Magician in a Midwestern Town
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March 4, 2010Universal Invoice for a Manhattan Child’s Birthday Party
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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