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All posts tagged
birthday-parties
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March 12, 2018In Retrospect, the Theme for Chad’s 4th Birthday Party Should Not Have Been “Stanford Prison Experiment”
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December 6, 2017Monologue: Hi, I’m the Dad You Hate at the Baby Birthday Party You’re Obligated to Attend
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July 7, 2017The Art of Hosting: Office, Surprise, and Kid’s Birthday Parties
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February 27, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Birthday Parties are Different Now
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July 25, 2011The Birthday Clown Consortium Price Guide
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September 14, 2010Monologue: I am a Birthday-Party Magician in a Midwestern Town
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March 4, 2010List: Universal Invoice for a Manhattan Child’s Birthday Party
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March 12, 2009Why Not Let the Crew of the Pequod Host Your Child’s Next Birthday Party?
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February 13, 2007The Birthday Party Log of Ned, Born On February 29
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July 25, 2006Guidelines For Our Son Jeremiah’s First Birthday Party
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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