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All posts tagged
children
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 8, 2019Monologue: I’m Your Boss’s 10-Year-Old and This Is How I’ll Terrorize You When My Dad Brings Me to Work
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February 25, 2019FAQ: School Book Fair
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January 28, 2019Parents Share Incredibly Perceptive and Woke Things Their Children Definitely Said
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December 11, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 9, 2018List: Applying Bible Verses About Discipline to My Two-Year-Old, Who Only Cares About Watching Daniel Tiger
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June 26, 2018List: Parent Readiness Quiz
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June 20, 2018The Witch From “Hansel and Gretel” Decides to End Her Controversial Policy of Luring Children to Her Home and Eating Them
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 15, 2019List: A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore