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All posts tagged
children
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April 22, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: Baby is Fascinated by Light Bulbs
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March 21, 2022Your Preschooler Explains Tonight’s Bedtime Menu
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March 11, 2022I Am Eight Years Old and Would Like a Batman Movie Aimed at Me, Please
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February 16, 2022I’m Your Three-Year-Old, and I’m Not Leaving Until I’ve Touched Every Goddamn Garbage Can in This Zoo
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February 11, 2022I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Forty-Seven Valentines I Need to Take to School Tomorrow
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February 9, 2022The Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual Entry for Your Child
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November 12, 2021Mine’s the Kid in the Ramones Tee
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October 12, 2021Do You Love Pointless Situations and Children Shrieking Imperatives at You? Apply to Be a Childcare First Responder
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July 8, 2021Are You Vacationing with Children or Starring in a Gripping Medical Drama?
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July 2, 2021Are You a Participant in a Child’s Made-Up Game or Josef K. from Kafka’s The Trial?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 3, 2022Thank You, Teachers. Here’s a Piece of Candy Glued to Cardstock
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 12, 2022Please Don’t Make Me Write a Think Piece about How Unbanning Trump from Twitter Would Actually Be a Triumph for Freedom
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May 12, 2022The Adventures of Nancy Drew, Girl Academic