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All posts tagged
children
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January 4, 2018Parenting Blizzard Bingo
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October 16, 2017Your Children’s Bedtime Routine: Fantasy vs. Reality
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October 5, 2017All the Reasons I Should Have Kids, Explained to Me By a Mother Whose House is Burning Down
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October 2, 2017A Mother’s Curse for Congress After It Let CHIP Funding for Nine Million Children Expire
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August 28, 2017How to De-Feralize Your Children for Back-to-School
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June 16, 2017The Art of Hosting: Bar and Bat Mitzvahs, Christenings and Confirmations
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June 1, 2017List: Seven Words I Would Have Children S-P-E-L-L If I Were Running the National Spelling Bee
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May 22, 2017List: People My Five-Year-Old Wants to Play With on the Playground
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April 27, 2017Take Your Kid to Work Day Reports from Greek Mythology
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April 24, 2017List: 10 Sociopathic Traits to Nurture in Your Child for Huge Success
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant