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All posts tagged
children
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April 4, 2018Baby Steps: The Early Work of Famous Artists
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March 5, 2018Toddler Feelings Helpline
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February 28, 2018My Son is Only 9 Years Old and He’s Already Disrupting a 27-Person Classroom
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January 4, 2018Parenting Blizzard Bingo
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October 16, 2017Your Children’s Bedtime Routine: Fantasy vs. Reality
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October 5, 2017All the Reasons I Should Have Kids, Explained to Me By a Mother Whose House is Burning Down
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October 2, 2017A Mother’s Curse for Congress After It Let CHIP Funding for Nine Million Children Expire
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August 28, 2017How to De-Feralize Your Children for Back-to-School
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June 16, 2017The Art of Hosting: Bar and Bat Mitzvahs, Christenings and Confirmations
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June 1, 2017List: Seven Words I Would Have Children S-P-E-L-L If I Were Running the National Spelling Bee
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money