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All posts tagged
children
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April 6, 2023Now That We Can Hire Children, Here Are Some Revisions to Our HR Policy
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March 14, 2023Co-Parenting with Your Parent: A Guide for Older Siblings
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February 22, 2023I’m the Neighbor Kid Offering to Shovel Your Walkway Because I Know You Can’t Say No
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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November 29, 2022Child Interrupts Sing-Along to Examine Whether He Is “Happy” and He “Knows It”
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November 16, 2022What I Would Tell My Five-Year-Old If He Said the Things Trump Said In His Speech Announcing His Run for President in 2024
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August 31, 2022How Kahlil Gibran’s Poem “On Children” Reads to Me, an Actual Mother
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August 24, 2022Health Inspector’s Notes from the Fisher-Price Kitchen in Miss Carol’s Preschool Classroom
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August 23, 2022The Montessori Magician
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August 15, 2022Reimagining Famous Movies Based on My Child’s Name for Them
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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August 15, 2024If Tim Walz Is America’s Dad, These Are America’s Other Family Members
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August 23, 2024We Have Updated Our Children’s Menu Options to Better Reflect What We See Your Children Doing in Our Restaurant
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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September 11, 2024Welcoming Remarks Made at a Literary Reading, 9/25/01
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September 11, 2024Our Baby Name Book Acknowledges That There’s More to Life Than Infancy
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September 10, 2024But What If I Don’t Care for Hope and Joy?