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All posts tagged
children
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February 22, 2023I’m the Neighbor Kid Offering to Shovel Your Walkway Because I Know You Can’t Say No
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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November 29, 2022Child Interrupts Sing-Along to Examine Whether He Is “Happy” and He “Knows It”
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November 16, 2022What I Would Tell My Five-Year-Old If He Said the Things Trump Said In His Speech Announcing His Run for President in 2024
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August 31, 2022How Kahlil Gibran’s Poem “On Children” Reads to Me, an Actual Mother
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August 24, 2022Health Inspector’s Notes from the Fisher-Price Kitchen in Miss Carol’s Preschool Classroom
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August 23, 2022The Montessori Magician
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August 15, 2022Reimagining Famous Movies Based on My Child’s Name for Them
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June 30, 2022Your Kids Have Been Totally Off Screens and Playing Outside for the Entire Fifteen Minutes Before You Arrived to Pick Them Up
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June 9, 2022Yes, I Would Be Positively Delighted to Throw Away Your Trash
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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