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November 16, 2022What I Would Tell My Five-Year-Old If He Said the Things Trump Said In His Speech Announcing His Run for President in 2024
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August 31, 2022How Kahlil Gibran’s Poem “On Children” Reads to Me, an Actual Mother
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August 24, 2022Health Inspector’s Notes from the Fisher-Price Kitchen in Miss Carol’s Preschool Classroom
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August 23, 2022The Montessori Magician
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August 15, 2022Reimagining Famous Movies Based on My Child’s Name for Them
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June 30, 2022Your Kids Have Been Totally Off Screens and Playing Outside for the Entire Fifteen Minutes Before You Arrived to Pick Them Up
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June 9, 2022Yes, I Would Be Positively Delighted to Throw Away Your Trash
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May 25, 2022How to Talk to Your First Grader about School Shootings
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April 22, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: Baby is Fascinated by Light Bulbs
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March 21, 2022Your Preschooler Explains Tonight’s Bedtime Menu
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