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All posts tagged
children
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August 15, 2022Reimagining Famous Movies Based on My Child’s Name for Them
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June 30, 2022Your Kids Have Been Totally Off Screens and Playing Outside for the Entire Fifteen Minutes Before You Arrived to Pick Them Up
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June 9, 2022Yes, I Would Be Positively Delighted to Throw Away Your Trash
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May 25, 2022How to Talk to Your First Grader about School Shootings
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April 22, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: Baby is Fascinated by Light Bulbs
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March 21, 2022Your Preschooler Explains Tonight’s Bedtime Menu
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March 11, 2022I Am Eight Years Old and Would Like a Batman Movie Aimed at Me, Please
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February 16, 2022I’m Your Three-Year-Old, and I’m Not Leaving Until I’ve Touched Every Goddamn Garbage Can in This Zoo
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February 11, 2022I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Forty-Seven Valentines I Need to Take to School Tomorrow
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February 9, 2022The Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual Entry for Your Child
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat