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Kat Blucker

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Kat Blucker

Kat Blucker is a writer who trained as a journalist but never actually worked as one. Her superpowers include being able to sense all dogs within a 30-foot radius and the ability to place any puzzle piece by carefully examining the box. She lives in Seattle.