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Articles by
Kathryn Baecht
Kathryn Baecht lives in Austin, Texas.
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March 27, 2023We Need the Parents Bill of Rights Act So We Can Censor Curriculum and Ban Books
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March 20, 2023Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period
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February 9, 2023Since When Is It Not Okay to Kick a Guy in the Balls Anymore?
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January 12, 2023I’m Here to Buy a Car that Will Compensate for My Enormous Vagina
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December 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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December 22, 2022Kids, Santa is Going to Sit This Year Out Because You Are All Riddled with Germs
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October 5, 2022Even If Trump Goes to Prison, We Will Remain Steadfast in Our Plans to Completely Fuck Shit Up
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July 19, 2022The Feline Mystique
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June 24, 2022The Virgin Mary Reclaims Her Birth Story
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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October 1, 2020I’m Worried Biden Is Going to Steal the Election By Getting Many, Many More Votes Than the President
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July 18, 2017How to Latch Your Baby to Your Left Breast in a Cross Cradle Hold in 33 Easy-to-Master Steps