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Kathryn Baecht
Kathryn Baecht lives in Austin, Texas.
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June 4, 2024My Life in Opposite Land
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December 28, 2023Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period
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October 31, 2023I Wished on a Monkey’s Paw and Now We’re Stuck with Biden vs. Trump Forever
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October 13, 2023Sure You Can Regulate My Uterus, But You’ll Have to Find it First
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 6, 2023Welcome to Your Menopausal Vagina
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August 28, 2023Let Me, a Man Accused of Sexual Harassment Against a Football Player, Explain Feminism to You
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April 25, 2023Smutty Books Have No Place in Our Schools. It’s Time to Ban the Bible
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April 14, 2023Elon Musk Comes for the Sneetches
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March 27, 2023We Need the Parents Bill of Rights Act So We Can Censor Curriculum and Ban Books
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February 9, 2023Since When Is It Not Okay to Kick a Guy in the Balls Anymore?
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January 12, 2023I’m Here to Buy a Car that Will Compensate for My Enormous Vagina
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian