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Katie is a Newport MFA candidate, living and working in Rhode Island. Her dog has anxiety and her cat has herpes. Her husband hides snacks on high shelves so she can’t reach them. She is currently writing about the contents of her basement: a century worth of family mementos, documents, and junk that she inherited from her dead parents.