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Kevin M. Hyde
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August 9, 2010Getting Outside the Box: Lateral Thinking Puzzles, Corporate Edition
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November 2, 2004First Names of Women Who Probably Shouldn’t Marry Me, Given My Surname
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June 1, 2004Talking Points for People Who Serve as My Professional References
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December 19, 2003Making the Ask: A Brochure on How to Outsource Your Marriage Proposal
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July 31, 2003An Open Letter to the Listerine Girl
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January 15, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053 -
December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
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January 4, 2021Here’s How Time Works In 2021
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January 15, 2021Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053
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January 14, 2021Asking Me to Stop Beating You with This Sock Full of Quarters Will Only Further Divide Our Nation