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Kevin M. Hyde

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August 9, 2010

Getting Outside the Box: Lateral Thinking Puzzles, Corporate Edition

by Kevin M. Hyde
November 2, 2004

List: First Names of Women Who Probably Shouldn’t Marry Me, Given My Surname

by Kevin M. Hyde
June 1, 2004

Talking Points for People Who Serve as My Professional References

by Kevin M. Hyde
December 19, 2003

Making the Ask: A Brochure on How to Outsource Your Marriage Proposal

by Kevin M. Hyde
July 31, 2003

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Listerine Girl

by Kevin M. Hyde

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by Kim Windyka
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