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Kevin M. Hyde
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August 9, 2010Getting Outside the Box: Lateral Thinking Puzzles, Corporate Edition
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November 2, 2004First Names of Women Who Probably Shouldn’t Marry Me, Given My Surname
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June 1, 2004Talking Points for People Who Serve as My Professional References
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December 19, 2003Making the Ask: A Brochure on How to Outsource Your Marriage Proposal
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July 31, 2003An Open Letter to the Listerine Girl
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August 15, 2024If Tim Walz Is America’s Dad, These Are America’s Other Family Members
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 23, 2024We Have Updated Our Children’s Menu Options to Better Reflect What We See Your Children Doing in Our Restaurant
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 9, 2024Sorry Not Sorry: BTS, Ronda Rousey, and the Timing of Apologies
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September 9, 2024Things People Have Yelled Down to Me, a Person Trapped Alone at the Bottom of a Well
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September 6, 2024As a Feminist, I Believe a Woman Can Be Miserable Whether She Is Childless or Not