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Articles by
Kevin M. Hyde
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August 9, 2010Getting Outside the Box: Lateral Thinking Puzzles, Corporate Edition
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November 2, 2004First Names of Women Who Probably Shouldn’t Marry Me, Given My Surname
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June 1, 2004Talking Points for People Who Serve as My Professional References
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December 19, 2003Making the Ask: A Brochure on How to Outsource Your Marriage Proposal
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July 31, 2003An Open Letter to the Listerine Girl
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee