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Kimberly Bollard

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Kimberly Bollard

Kimberly Bollard is a NYC actress and comedian. Her articles have been published by Reductress and RobotButt. She also runs her own satire Instagram page, @caktusclan. She went viral on YouTube back in 2013 for playing a tasteful rendition of Riskay’s “Smell Yo Dick” on the ukulele.

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