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Kimberly Bollard

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Kimberly Bollard is a NYC actress and comedian. Her articles have been published by Reductress and RobotButt. She also runs her own satire Instagram page, @caktusclan. She went viral on YouTube back in 2013 for playing a tasteful rendition of Riskay’s “Smell Yo Dick” on the ukulele.

June 21, 2019

4 High-Waisted Swimsuits That Say “My Belly Button Is a Prize Only My Husband Can Gaze Upon”

by Kimberly Bollard

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Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions

by John Rauschenberg
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How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps

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Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, and Kelsey Ronan
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