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Kimberly Bollard

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Kimberly Bollard is a NYC actress and comedian. Her articles have been published by Reductress and RobotButt. She also runs her own satire Instagram page, @caktusclan. She went viral on YouTube back in 2013 for playing a tasteful rendition of Riskay’s “Smell Yo Dick” on the ukulele.

June 21, 2019

4 High-Waisted Swimsuits That Say “My Belly Button Is a Prize Only My Husband Can Gaze Upon”

by Kimberly Bollard

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March 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice

by Jackie Pick
March 25, 2020

Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book

by Gabriel Thibodeau
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Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course

by Ryan Weber
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This Side of Paradise: A Letter from F. Scott Fitzgerald, Quarantined in the South of France

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