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Kristen Mulrooney
Kristen Mulrooney is a writer living in a small town touted as “barely a suburb of Boston.” She started writing comedy so her daughter will grow up knowing women are funny. Her daughter is thus far unimpressed.
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September 1, 2023Are You an Exhausted Parent of Small Children or a Common Raccoon?
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs
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December 28, 2022The Nine Months of Pregnancy, Ranked from Worst to Best
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October 6, 2022Modes of Transportation I Trust More Than Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars
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September 1, 2020Quiz: Are You the Worst Fucking Parent?
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July 23, 2020I’m the Wife on a Prestigious Television Drama and the Drug Cartel Can Suck It
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February 21, 2020Aww, Our Newborn Baby Is So Beautiful… Right?
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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April 25, 2019If We Treated Everyone’s Bodies the Way We Treat Pregnant Women’s Bodies
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January 10, 2019Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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