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Kristen Mulrooney
Kristen Mulrooney is a writer living in a small town touted as “barely a suburb of Boston.” She started writing comedy so her daughter will grow up knowing women are funny. Her daughter is thus far unimpressed.
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June 5, 2024Letters to Moms: Letter to the Virgin Mary
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May 10, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Mallory Pike’s Mom
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April 19, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Alison in Knocked Up
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April 2, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Daenerys Targaryen
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March 15, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Marmee March
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February 28, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Regina George’s Mom
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February 9, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Lorelai Gilmore
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January 25, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Marge Simpson
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September 1, 2023Are You an Exhausted Parent of Small Children or a Common Raccoon?
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs
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October 6, 2022Modes of Transportation I Trust More Than Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars
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January 24, 2022The Nine Months of Pregnancy, Ranked from Worst to Best
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August 15, 2024If Tim Walz Is America’s Dad, These Are America’s Other Family Members
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 23, 2024We Have Updated Our Children’s Menu Options to Better Reflect What We See Your Children Doing in Our Restaurant
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 9, 2024Sorry Not Sorry: BTS, Ronda Rousey, and the Timing of Apologies
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September 9, 2024Things People Have Yelled Down to Me, a Person Trapped Alone at the Bottom of a Well
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September 6, 2024As a Feminist, I Believe a Woman Can Be Miserable Whether She Is Childless or Not