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Articles by
Kristen Mulrooney
Kristen Mulrooney is a writer living in a small town touted as “barely a suburb of Boston.” She started writing comedy so her daughter will grow up knowing women are funny. Her daughter is thus far unimpressed.
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs
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December 28, 2022The Nine Months of Pregnancy, Ranked from Worst to Best
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October 6, 2022Modes of Transportation I Trust More Than Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars
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September 1, 2020Quiz: Are You the Worst Fucking Parent?
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July 23, 2020I’m the Wife on a Prestigious Television Drama and the Drug Cartel Can Suck It
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February 21, 2020Aww, Our Newborn Baby Is So Beautiful… Right?
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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April 25, 2019If We Treated Everyone’s Bodies the Way We Treat Pregnant Women’s Bodies
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January 10, 2019Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits